Bar Rafaeli is not from earth

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April 1st, 2008

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John:
Bar Rafaeli was born on Hesperos just outside the Aron Galaxy. Her father was a ninja and her mom was Miss Universe (literally). She has come here to save us all from ourselves and “pound that earthling from Titanic.” All I wanted was a little dress diving action but she summoned a fire orb or some shit which sucked because I was really close and I never miss.

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Comments (6)

Comments (6) “Bar Rafaeli is not from earth”

IDLKY — April 1, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

She is something…in bed.

Beesley — April 1, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

I saw her once in Israel. She is really beautiful. her boobs looked huge for all you nosy people.

IDA O.K. — April 1, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

you boys need to get past the boobs. I heard she s-s-sucks.

John — April 1, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

I’ve dated hotter. everybody knows that…everybody?

John
Bob 'The Bitch' — April 1, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

I was the oil boy on this shoot. fact.

Bob 'The Bitch'
Saeed — July 2, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

She is the most gorgeous woman in the whole world!

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