Clooney’s girlfriend is still a rock star

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April 1st, 2008

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John:
Up until last week, everybody thought Sarah Larson seemed like Clooney’s quiet accessory; a behind-the-scenes pillar of strength for the man. We were mistaken. Larson is a certified freak. The Sun has leaked a new set of photos from Larson’s Vegas days we’re calling her ‘bondage period.’
I don’t know if Sarah has a fan club but if she does, I’m going to be president of it. As president, I decree this day to be Sarah Larson Rockin’ Body Day. It’s catchy, huh? Wait, is today already a special day? Shit.

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Comments (3) “Clooney’s girlfriend is still a rock star”

IDA O.K. — April 1, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

no way, she’s clearly out of control but i like her!

John — April 1, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

I’m her new biggest fan. does she have any goals. I’d vote for her for president.

John
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