John Cusack has a stalker–not exactly the girl next door

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
For those of you who haven’t seen the Shakespearean classic Say Anything, starring John Cusack, you’re missing out. In it John plays a creepy guy who stalks his ex girlfriend by toting a beat-box radio outside the girl’s house. Some would say it’s a romantic comedy but I think it’s up for interpretation. Either way, in an ironic twist of life imitating art, John has a stalker of his own named Emily Leatherface Leatherman. The authorities were called to his home when a cab driver reported that a nasty bitch passenger was refusing to pay the fare for a ride to that area. When deputies approached the scene, they were flagged down by Cusack, who told them he recognized the woman in the cab and that she had been stalking him.
He went on to tell the officer that he was piss-ass drunk when he first hooked up with Emily and joked that she was like a snowmobile–fun to ride but too embarrassing to tell his friends. Leatherman is currently being held in lieu of $150,000 bail. Which we all know she doesn’t have.

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Comments (2) “John Cusack has a stalker–not exactly the girl next door”

Bob 'The Bitch'April 1, 2008 @ 4:09 am

In hindsight I may have made Emily look far worse in the after photo. Note to self, don’t get liquored up before dealing with people’s face.

Bob 'The Bitch'
SusanApril 1, 2008 @ 9:14 am

wow. that really is bad skin. poor stalker-girl

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