Guess the new Magnum PI…???

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April 3rd, 2008

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Darby Gunpowder:
Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ, Matthew McConaughey has been offered the role of Thomas Sullivan Magnum, III aka Magnum PI – in the movie version. I have a better idea: replace Matty with Michael Keaton, replace the Ferrari with the Batmobile, replace Jonathan Quayle Higgins III with Alfred Pennyworth, and replace the title Magnum PI with Batman 2. Theeeeen, I will go see this movie.

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Bob 'The Bitch' — April 3, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

I hate to say it…but this makes sense to me, Darby.

Bob 'The Bitch'
INsoFar — April 4, 2008 @ 12:57 am

yes. i agree. it is the only way

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