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Darby Gunpowder:
Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ, Matthew McConaughey has been offered the role of Thomas Sullivan Magnum, III aka Magnum PI - in the movie version. I have a better idea: replace Matty with Michael Keaton, replace the Ferrari with the Batmobile, replace Jonathan Quayle Higgins III with Alfred Pennyworth, and replace the title Magnum PI with Batman 2. Theeeeen, I will go see this movie.

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