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Darby Gunpowder:
Jerry Seinfeld flipped his vintage 1967 Fiat BTM after realizing his car brakes were non-existent. He was driving alone in the Hamptons and swerved to keep the car from careening into an intersection. We’re guessing his car flipped 28 times and landed in a tree for dramatic effect. Miraculously, no one was hurt in the accident.

Jerry made lemonade out of the near-fatal crash:

“Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do,” Seinfeld said. “It is not something I plan to make a habit of.”

Clownshoes. Simply clownshoes.