Derober

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John:
Spanish singer-songwriter Alejandro Sanz, Colombian pop diva Shakira and her boyfriend, Antonio de la Rúa, had sex on Sanz yacht owned by Sanz. One of Sanz ex-employees, Carlos González, got his hands on the thing and tried to extort money from Shakira. The tape is now being held as evidence against González. In other words, the tape exists.
Sources who have seen the tape claim that if it ever gets out, “It would be detrimental to the singer’s career.” Wow! I want to be on the jury for this trail so bad I’m willing to loose my American citizenship and become a Colombian. I learned their national anthem and everything. It’s about a donkey on cocaine and he gets the girl in the end or something.

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