Raise your hand if you’re an idiot

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Hip hop ex- huster Jay-Z and Beyonce have finally tied the knot. The ultra-private ceremony included all the Knowles, the Destiny’s Children and Gwyneth & Chris Martin. This weekend marked the end of an era for Jay-Z and all the fans who believed his teachings about the opposite sex. We leave you now with some quotes from Jay-Z songs ‘eternal’ pimpin’ days. You deceived us all, Jay, and I’ll never forgive you.

“You know I love ’em and leave ’em ’cause I don’t f*ckin’ need ’em” – Big Pimpin’

“I got 99 problems but the bitch ‘aint one” – 99 Problems

“I might bark your ex, and spit at the locks” – It’s Like That

“Life’s short, so play hard and stick hard
and the only time you love em is when your dick hard”- Cashmere Thoughts

“Tryin to find a little hon for some one-night love” 2 Many Hoes

“I get that butter all night
And if you free tomorrow night we can meet and discuss price” – 1-900-Hustler

Comments (3) “Raise your hand if you’re an idiot”

Dee RoberApril 6, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

we had so much hope for him. no mas

Dee Rober
peoplesApril 6, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

yeah, i hear ya’ …but it is beyonce.

sinbadApril 7, 2008 @ 12:04 am

not much to that. 6 years later it was shit or get off the pot

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