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John:
Hip hop ex- huster Jay-Z and Beyonce have finally tied the knot. The ultra-private ceremony included all the Knowles, the Destiny’s Children and Gwyneth & Chris Martin. This weekend marked the end of an era for Jay-Z and all the fans who believed his teachings about the opposite sex. We leave you now with some quotes from Jay-Z songs ‘eternal’ pimpin’ days. You deceived us all, Jay, and I’ll never forgive you.
“You know I love ’em and leave ’em ’cause I don’t f*ckin’ need ’em” – Big Pimpin’
“I got 99 problems but the bitch ‘aint one” – 99 Problems
“I might bark your ex, and spit at the locks” – It’s Like That
“Life’s short, so play hard and stick hard
and the only time you love em is when your dick hard”- Cashmere Thoughts
“Tryin to find a little hon for some one-night love” –2 Many Hoes
“I get that butter all night
And if you free tomorrow night we can meet and discuss price” – 1-900-Hustler