Cruise’s Valkyrie delayed 3rd time. Hitler approves.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Which is worse, being a Nazi or a Scientologist? Being Tom Cruise -it was a trick question. The opening day for Cruise’s Hitler assassination movie, Valkyrie, has been delayed for the third time. We’re not sure if Cruise plays the assassin, or if he play’s Hitler, but we’d like to think he plays Hitler, because although the attempted assassination goes awry, he still blows his brains out at the end of the day. That scene alone would surpass any Jessica Alba nude scene….ok, that’s not remotely true.

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