Suri Cruise did not fall down well

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
Suri Cruise has been MIA for the past few weeks, so we obviously thought she fell down a wishing well. This is not the case. Thank Zenu!
Tom brought his confused miniature-Katie to a public park to play and ensure the general public that she was indeed a functioning mammal. However, Suri did not talk or play with “The Others” nor did she show any emotion during the outing. She was seen talking to lamp post, an electrical box and a trash can. Sparks were seen when she went down the metal slide and the only words she spoke to daddy were “oil-can” through clinched jaws. Sounds status quo to me.

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Comments (5) “Suri Cruise did not fall down well”

ChelseaApril 9, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

Do you really think Suri would fit in that well??

Bob 'The Bitch'April 9, 2008 @ 12:56 pm

Chels, is that really what you’re concerned about?

Bob 'The Bitch'
peoplesApril 9, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

wow. ‘talked to an electrical box’ ha

SelmaApril 9, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

that poor girl. is she in xenu training already

JohnApril 10, 2008 @ 12:14 am

when does daddy break it to her that she’s a god?


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