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Darby Gunpowder:
Have you ever been in the middle of reading something -say Playboy for example, and thought to yourself: “huh, I don’t give a shit about this and have no idea why I am reading it.” Yes? Good, so you can empathize with why you are reading a post about Katie Price’s new children’s book. She’s not naked and she’s wearing a hideous mermaid costume that some soccer mom made. So why is this post somewhat humorous? Katie never even wrote the book, Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book, her ghostwriter did. The kicker: it won the WH Smith Children’s Book of the Year -the effing “Oscar’s” of the book trade. Good fact checking committee.

PS What parent in their right mind buy a children’s book written by a porn star?