Derober

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The Guinness book of world records thinks Jyoti Amge is the smallest person in the world. They are incorrect. The Derobers are clearly much more vertically challenged than the “Jyoti the Giant” as we call her.
According to bitsandpieces.us,

“Jyoti Amge, 14, is shorter than the average two-year-old child and only weighs 11lb (5kg). She has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia and won’t grow any taller than her current height.
Due to her size, Jyoti has to have clothes and jewellery made for her. She sleeps in a tiny bed and uses special plates and cutlery to eat, as normal-sized utensils are too big. Despite this, she goes to a regular school in Nagpur, central India, where she has her own small desk and chair, and her classmates treat her like any other student.”

Boo-effin-hoo. Try finding condoms or blow-up dolls that cater our condition. On the upside, John has clearly mastered the sport of celebrity dress-diving.