Lohan partying again. But who’s driving her home?

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Arturo Bandini:
Lindsay Lohan went out clubbing last night at Villa in West Hollywood. She’s been admitted to three time already. We looked it up in Guinness and there is no current category for ‘most rehab visits’ so we’re naming Lindsay the new record holder.
Lindsay also has her eyes set on another record, that of Matthew McKnight. McKnight holds the record for “Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident” in the book’s 2008 edition. McKnight holds the record because he lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.
Look out, Matthew. There’s somebody in your rear view and she’s comin’ up fast.

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