Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Though it hasn’t been confirmed by Ashlee Simpson’s publicist (yet), x17online.com along with about the entire internet are reporting that Ash is pregnant. And not with power this time but with an actual baby. I’ve already begun to pick out a few names for the happy baby, so here goes:
For Boy
-Bag O. Wentz Jr.
-15 minutes
-Son Ova Bitch
-Jeffrey Dahmer…Wentz
-Damien Wentz
If Girl
-Ashtray Simpson
-Investment 1
-Little shop of Horrors Simpson
-Ashlee N. IQ Jr.–And By N. I mean No….because she’s retarded
-Space Taker Simpson

Any suggestions from the Peanut gallery???