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Darby Gunpowder:
Enjoying nude photos/video of someone who is deceased is impossible in my book. Take Anna Nicole Smith for example -I can’t do it.
So when I heard there was a sex tape of the original sex-symbol, Marilyn Monroe, I immediately had a change of heart. Bring it on. I dusted off my old 8 MM film projector just in case that’s the only way to view the prehistoric smut.
Alas, some rich dude with class purchased the only copy of Marilyn bobbing for apples for 1.5 million dollars and has locked it up and melted the key. According to the NYPost,

“The silent black-and-white 15 minute flick shows Monroe performing oral sex on a man whose face is just out of the shot. The lucky guy never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens.

A wealthy New York businessman just bought the only copy of the original in existence for $1.5 million. The original is still being held by the FBI as a classified reel.

Former FBI director J. Edgar Hoover (get it! -Hoover!!!) apparently spent a lot of time trying to prove that the guy in the film was either John F. Kennedy or his brother, Robert.

The rich buyer plans on locking the tape up out of respect for the fallen screen legend. He supposedly told the deal broker that ‘he doesn’t want to make a Paris Hilton out of her’.”

My candle in the wind HAS blown out.

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