Tom Cruise steps between Posh and Katie. Calls timeout

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April 14th, 2008

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John:
Daily Mail reports that Tom Cruise is blaming Victoria Beckham for Katie’s shrinking waistline. Victoria is on a strict 900 calorie diet. Since Katie views Posh as a role model, Tom is laying down his pimp hand. It’s rumored that Tom is cutting Katie off from Posh a little at a time.
Somebody tell Ike Turner to slow his roll. Xenu is about to impose intergalactic jihad so what difference does it make if the wife wants to shed a few pounds and let the bones poke through?

Comments (6) “Tom Cruise steps between Posh and Katie. Calls timeout”

Dee Rober — April 14, 2008 @ 12:20 am

this won’t end well i don’t think

Lee — April 14, 2008 @ 12:25 am

they all deserve each other

Bindy — April 14, 2008 @ 12:29 am

i feel bad for her. i know i shouldn’t but i do

liza jane — April 14, 2008 @ 8:42 am

im with tom on this one. pretty soon the girls will be in a war to see who can be skinner. someone get these girls to in & out!

Darren — April 14, 2008 @ 9:30 am

fuck both of ‘em. i would

drewjg — April 15, 2008 @ 2:08 am

HAHA You people should be aware of this. a reliable source said tom posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named Richromances.com where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. I believe he does not look for normal friends~~