Emma Watson: 18, available, and rich.
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hermione’s is now legal and on the market. For her 18th birthday she was awarded access to the nearly $20 million she made for the Harry Potter series. I’ve been doing laundry and performing squat thrusts all day. And in case you’re reading Emma, yes, my portfolio is looking stout. My ’86 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser always has room for one more so give me a call.
UPDATE:
We have some photos from Hermione’s 18th birthday at Automat including 1 we must mark NSFW for all the perverts (myself included).