Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Most of my friends know that when it comes dating women 18 and older I tend to bend the rules a little bit…
John:
You damn near break them off, Bob.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
But that’s neither here nor there. What is important though is that I think being a 15 year old famous kid like Miley Cyrus comes with certain guidelines. The first of which, is don’t have sex in front of a camera. But the second, is don’t put up scandalous pictures of yourself on the internet. Long story short, it gets around. You’re not Joe-Shmo-highschool teen–you’re Miley F%*$ing Cyrus; Actor behind mega hit Hannah Montana and daughter to Billy Ray himself (Amen). So next time you have pictures you want to send to your boyfriend -do it via mail. It might seem prehistoric and outdated but believe it or not it has proven itself to be a safe and efficient system for the better part of..oh I don’t know..mankind’s existence. True story.