Bigot breaks off marriage with hooker
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Darby Gunpowder:
You may not know the name Alexis Phifer, but what you should know about her is that she hates clowns. Especially bigot clowns. You’ve definitely heard of Kanye West, but what you should know about him is that he hates hot hookers. Some may call these ignorant generalizations, I call them truepinions (yes, I just coined a word). Kanye has broken off his engagement to MISS Phifer because he is a narcissist. More reputable news sources are reporting Kanye has fallen in love with his new “Glow in the Dark” tour and doesn’t have time for anything thing else -such as a wife. For more truepinions and Kanye West clownshoe stories, click here.