Derober

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John:
His name is Thomas Sturges and any girl would be lucky to date a nice boy like him. If I saw this photo and found out my daughter was dating this kid, I’d go to Wal-Mart and buy a shotgun. I looked up his affliction at HotChicksWithDoucheBags and found out Tommy here is called a ‘Greentail Douche.’ He has not fully blossomed into a full-on ‘StereoDouchetonic Bagger’ yet (note the absence of bling), but he will. Sure as the sun rises in the East, readers, he will.

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