Meet Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Douchey McDoucherson

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
His name is Thomas Sturges and any girl would be lucky to date a nice boy like him. If I saw this photo and found out my daughter was dating this kid, I’d go to Wal-Mart and buy a shotgun. I looked up his affliction at HotChicksWithDoucheBags and found out Tommy here is called a ‘Greentail Douche.’ He has not fully blossomed into a full-on ‘StereoDouchetonic Bagger’ yet (note the absence of bling), but he will. Sure as the sun rises in the East, readers, he will.

Comments (5) “Meet Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Douchey McDoucherson”

Dee RoberApril 23, 2008 @ 12:11 pm

John’s just jealous

Dee Rober
mis behavinApril 23, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

john.. i really dig ur outfit. i hope i can see it one day. its hot. hands down.

Sister christianApril 23, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

funny.

LilyApril 24, 2008 @ 7:48 am

Mouth-breather much?

jolene leeSeptember 4, 2008 @ 3:29 am

I thought joe and miley are bf&gf

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