Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Everyone’s favorite ass-tastic media whore magician, David Blaine, is back to his same shtick again–breaking records that don’t need to be broken. This time he’s trying to break the world’s record for ‘holding one’s breath underwater without taking a breath’. And the ribbon on this worthless present is that it is to be presented LIVE on the Oprah Winfrey show (HALLELUJAH!). The record is to beat is 16 minutes and 14 seconds underwater without air. My only question is if I was to urinate in Blaine’s little aquatic bubble while he was in it, how long would he go on until he realized that he brought it on himself? In other words, would he realize just how doucherageous he is via my warm pee stream??
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