Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well, well, boy wonder David Blaine set another new record. This time he held his breath under water longer than anyone else. His time was 17 minutes and 4 seconds, just about a minute shy of my goal for him which was that he drown. However, the record might just be bogus. Before he went into the tank Blaine inhaled air through an oxygen tank which helped to flush out all the carbon dioxide in his system thus helping him to breath longer. And I say booo. That’s like taking steroids to train before the big track meet. Or in David’s case, it’s like taking cool pills to avoid being a such a douche. Either way, I hate him. You’re no martyr, David. You’re just a moron.

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