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World’s most naked protesters part II.  (Asylum)
A discussion of collagen injected G-Spots (Bedhead)
Madonna’s new video. Yep, the whole thing (popbytes)
Eva Mendez is back in rare form (Mannpill)
Ashley Tisdale is the new nose for deodorant? (Stab)
Mena Suvari’s ass is quite nice actually (WWTDD)

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Darby Gunpowder:
Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ, Matthew McConaughey has been offered the role of Thomas Sullivan Magnum, III aka Magnum PI - in the movie version. I have a better idea: replace Matty with Michael Keaton, replace the Ferrari with the Batmobile, replace Jonathan Quayle Higgins III with Alfred Pennyworth, and replace the title Magnum PI with Batman 2. Theeeeen, I will go see this movie.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me preface this story with a Naomi Cambell police rap sheet:
-2000, Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to assaulting her assistant with a telephone and threatening to throw her out of a moving car.
-March 2005, Campbell slapped a different assistant and beat her with a BlackBerry
-2005, Campbell punched Italian actress Yvonne Sciò, leaving her “covered in blood
-March 30, 2006 in New York City, Campbell was arrested for assaulting her housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted cell phone
-October 25, 2006, Campbell was arrested in London on suspicion of assault
-November 14, 2006, another former Campbell housekeeper filed chargers against Campbell for being violent and bigoted

Do you want to know why she was thrown off a plane just today??? Continue Reading: The many faces of Naomi Cambell–hint hint–she’s crazy

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
While discussing cricket over a warm glass of hot tea, Maxim magazine owner Felix Dennis told The Times of London that he once killed a man. No…I’m serious….he throw a mother f@#^er over a cliff. Read this exert from the interview:

He (Felix) looks so intense that I ask him whether he’s ever fought with a man over a woman. “I’ve killed a man,” he says. What? “I’ve killed a man.” What do you mean, you’ve killed a man? “I killed him.” Does everyone know you’ve killed a man? “No, and they’ll never find out, either.” Are you kidding me? Are you winding me up? Where? In what country? “I killed him. That’s all you need to know. I killed him.”
Oh Felix, you’re having me on. “No.” Promise me. Swear to God… “He hurt her and I told him to stop and he kept on.” What did it feel like, then? “He hurt her.” What did you do? Continue Reading: Maxim Magazine owner says he murdered a man–READ THIS!

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John:
Angelina Jolie gave us all a gift for her 16th birthday and it was finally delivered today. In Touch has gotten their hands on a risky shoot Jolie did at only 16. Clad in leather and wearing a bikini, she hoped the photos would get her recognition in the industry. It must have worked cause last time I checked she was a whole buncha’ famous. Enjoy the photos. Pretend she’s 18 if that makes you feel better about yourself, pervert.

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