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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me preface this story with a Naomi Cambell police rap sheet:
-2000, Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to assaulting her assistant with a telephone and threatening to throw her out of a moving car.
-March 2005, Campbell slapped a different assistant and beat her with a BlackBerry
-2005, Campbell punched Italian actress Yvonne Sciò, leaving her “covered in blood
-March 30, 2006 in New York City, Campbell was arrested for assaulting her housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted cell phone
-October 25, 2006, Campbell was arrested in London on suspicion of assault
-November 14, 2006, another former Campbell housekeeper filed chargers against Campbell for being violent and bigoted

Do you want to know why she was thrown off a plane just today??? Continue Reading: The many faces of Naomi Cambell–hint hint–she’s crazy

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
While discussing cricket over a warm glass of hot tea, Maxim magazine owner Felix Dennis told The Times of London that he once killed a man. No…I’m serious….he throw a mother f@#^er over a cliff. Read this exert from the interview:

He (Felix) looks so intense that I ask him whether he’s ever fought with a man over a woman. “I’ve killed a man,” he says. What? “I’ve killed a man.” What do you mean, you’ve killed a man? “I killed him.” Does everyone know you’ve killed a man? “No, and they’ll never find out, either.” Are you kidding me? Are you winding me up? Where? In what country? “I killed him. That’s all you need to know. I killed him.”
Oh Felix, you’re having me on. “No.” Promise me. Swear to God… “He hurt her and I told him to stop and he kept on.” What did it feel like, then? “He hurt her.” What did you do? Continue Reading: Maxim Magazine owner says he murdered a man–READ THIS!

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John:
Angelina Jolie gave us all a gift for her 16th birthday and it was finally delivered today. In Touch has gotten their hands on a risky shoot Jolie did at only 16. Clad in leather and wearing a bikini, she hoped the photos would get her recognition in the industry. It must have worked cause last time I checked she was a whole buncha’ famous. Enjoy the photos. Pretend she’s 18 if that makes you feel better about yourself, pervert.

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John:
The soon-to-be king of late night goes under the digital knife all the time. I don’t know who his midget is there in the photo or why he’s wearing Conan’s king crown. I’ll do some digging and get back to you guys when he’s dead.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Jerry Seinfeld flipped his vintage 1967 Fiat BTM after realizing his car brakes were non-existent. He was driving alone in the Hamptons and swerved to keep the car from careening into an intersection. We’re guessing his car flipped 28 times and landed in a tree for dramatic effect. Miraculously, no one was hurt in the accident.

Jerry made lemonade out of the near-fatal crash:

“Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do,” Seinfeld said. “It is not something I plan to make a habit of.”

Clownshoes. Simply clownshoes.

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