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John:
I think it’s safe to say that I’ll be canceling my subscription to Rolling Stone. These girls have no association with music other than Tranny Montag made some sort of musical abortion a few months ago. I once heard Lauren Conrad call a flute a “music stick.” Swear to God.

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John:
Ooooooh, that’s his daaaaughter. Now I get it. This is disgusting. The ONLY explanation I have for this is that Hulk thought he was sticking his Hulk-hands in his daughter’s friend’s ass (on left), something he’s done before. When he realized he was rogering his own daughter, Brooke, he Hulk-puked all over the place and apologized.

Apology not accepted.

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Halle Berry’s Boobs are back (egotastic)

Scientists making marijuana that soothes but doesn’t impair (asylum)

Top 5 naturally beautiful women (dv)

David Beckham is a sexy mountain man (pink)

Brooke Hogan nude, except for bikini (superficial)

Shauna Sand also nude, except for bikini (stepfather)

Janet Jackson almost falls down. Sideboob picture. (stab)

Unintentionally hilarious pics of the day (bedhead)

Jessica Alba depressed about pregnancy. So am I. (socialitelife)

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Darby Gunpowder:
Former model and supposed actress Angie Everhart was arrested late Sunday night for drinking and driving. This happened only days after she and Joe Pesci called their freak-show marriage off. Is she depressed? Did Pesci set her up? The New York Post had this to say,

…the ravishing readhead, 38, was picked up at 2 a.m. last Thursday on Wilshire Boulevard a few blocks east of the world-famous Wiltern Theater. She persuaded police officers to allow her to use the bathroom in a nearby restaurant before taking the test, which she subsequently failed. She also reportedly refused to take part in any chemical testing because she claimed her attorney had told her not to. She was released several hours later on $15,000 bail.”

I’m trying my best to think of something nasty to say about Angie, but I’m distracted with the thought of whether or not the drapes match the fire-crotch. I’m usually not a big fan of gingers, but Ms Everhart makes me feel self conscious about wearing sweat pants.

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John:
Well this is about the sickest thing I’ve seen in a week. Salma Hyak is filming some circus freak movie in Louisiana. I’m guessing she’s the Bearded Lady. Hopefully, there’s a sex scene in the movie where Hyak the Bearded Lady hooks up with the World’s Strongest Man. Then the other human curiousites join in for a circus gang bang.. whew, is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

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