Baby Mama indeed

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
SNL cast member Amy Poehler has just announced that she is pregnant with funny man Will Arnett’s baby. The couple’s first baby is due in late fall. And if the parent’s personalities leave any imprint on the baby it could be the funniest person alive. Or it could be a total bust. I can only imagine the pressure when children find out who the kid’s parents are. If the kid isn’t funny I predict it will have a massive stroke by age 13. So lets hope for baby’s sake it’s a riot.

* * *

This kid exists

His name: Will Jones
Workout Video Title: Turbo Cardio
Shit stains: 3

Miley Cyrus apologizes for topless Vanity Fair shoot

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Photo Credit: Egotastic
BREAKING: Megan Fox was just caught completely topless. CLICK HERE!
John:

Here is the full story behind recent Miley events. The 15 year-old star went topless for the famed photographer Annie Leibovitz. After the photos leaked, Miley’s fans went into a tizzy, all crying and whining about the whole thing. Disney made Miley apologize. Miley told the New York Times, “I’m embarrassed.”

Then, a topless photo was leaked to Egotastic. It shows Miley at a party where drugs and alcohol were present, completely topless. Miley’s camp is calling it a fake and it might well be. Photo here.

Miley is having a bad week to say the least. Sad. She’ll have to retreat to her bed of money and gold plated toilets for comfort.

* * * *

Elizabeth Hurley has still got it

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
There’s an art to the dress dive, people. Success is never guaranteed. Liz Hurley let the sweater kittens out for some air over the weekend. Her recent run in with the air brush is behind her and she’s moving forward like the epic MILF she is.

* * *

Bikinis, knives, nuts, sluts, MILFs, and Mariah Carey…More Juice Please!!!

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Tyra Banks at fault for stabbing (Dlisted)

Mariah Carey has technical difficulties on Good Morning America (Pink)

Miranda Kerr MINUS bra = HOT (Asylum)

Kim Kardashian lands a movie role (Stab)

Niece of Scientology’s founder spills the beans (bedhead)

Heather Locklear is MILF-esque when bikinified (superficial)

Denise Richards should never stop wearing bikinis (Egotastic)

Tom Cruise going back to Oprah (socialitelife)