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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Just when I thought Keeley Hazell couldn’t be any hotter she goes and does something like this. I won’t lie, Keeley is making a run at being my future wife with every topless photo she takes. And I’m sure that’s a privilege. In this photo shoot for Zoo Weekly, Keeley got a bit frisky. She kept whispering sweet nothings into my ear like, “cup ‘em harder, men in masks turn me on,” and “I like the smell of your man-odor.” But who can blame her. She’s only human.

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John:
There’s an art to the dress dive, people. Success is never guaranteed. Liz Hurley let the sweater kittens out for some air over the weekend. Her recent run in with the air brush is behind her and she’s moving forward like the epic MILF she is.

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Tyra Banks at fault for stabbing (Dlisted)

Mariah Carey has technical difficulties on Good Morning America (Pink)

Miranda Kerr MINUS bra = HOT (Asylum)

Kim Kardashian lands a movie role (Stab)

Niece of Scientology’s founder spills the beans (bedhead)

Heather Locklear is MILF-esque when bikinified (superficial)

Denise Richards should never stop wearing bikinis (Egotastic)

Tom Cruise going back to Oprah (socialitelife)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I had to ask who Keeley Hazell is and all that I got was that she was from Britain or Europe or something. But with a photoshoot like this you could be a convicted pedifile and I’d still do a glorifying post of you. Luckily for me you’re not a known fellon (that we know of–wink). And I’d like to go on record and say that I wish your torn shirt was mass produced for all women to wear…given that they ‘fit the part’. Anyways, lord those are some rocking tits.

I’m eloquent I know. I’ve been taking poetry classes, so…

UPDATE: Keeley Hazell topless pics Part II just leaked here.

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John:
Vern Troyer was a presenter with Quentin Tarantino at this year’s Asian Excellence Awards. Mini Me is keeping clean after he recently drank his weight in vodka and went to rehab. I know Airborne might help fend off a cold, but does it cure alcoholism? If so, I’m going to stop taking it immediately.

Related Note: Country Club Malt Liquor is a tasty and healthy alternative to beer. It’s science.

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John:
OCALA, Fla. — A federal judge on Thursday sentenced the actor Wesley Snipes to three years in prison for willfully failing to file tax returns.
Mr. Snipes, who was convicted in February, received one year for each count, to be served consecutively, and an additional year of probation. The sentence was handed down by Judge William Terrell Hodges of Federal District Court.
I wish I had enough money to evade it. I’d evade all over the world with beautiful women, drinking champaign and eating truffles whist I evade. Evading is sexy I think and it gets a bad name.

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