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John:
Vern Troyer was a presenter with Quentin Tarantino at this year’s Asian Excellence Awards. Mini Me is keeping clean after he recently drank his weight in vodka and went to rehab. I know Airborne might help fend off a cold, but does it cure alcoholism? If so, I’m going to stop taking it immediately.

Related Note: Country Club Malt Liquor is a tasty and healthy alternative to beer. It’s science.

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John:
OCALA, Fla. — A federal judge on Thursday sentenced the actor Wesley Snipes to three years in prison for willfully failing to file tax returns.
Mr. Snipes, who was convicted in February, received one year for each count, to be served consecutively, and an additional year of probation. The sentence was handed down by Judge William Terrell Hodges of Federal District Court.
I wish I had enough money to evade it. I’d evade all over the world with beautiful women, drinking champaign and eating truffles whist I evade. Evading is sexy I think and it gets a bad name.

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Carmen Electra is officially engaged (Obsessed)
A cop arrested for molesting a cow (Asylum)
Tony Parker and Eva out in LA (Stab)
Pussycat Dolls new video (Popbytes)
Madonna’s kid and daddy together in NYC (Pink)
Tarantino and a midget. Just scroll down (BedHead)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Bobby likey…Bobby want boobie.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Derober’s winner of the 2007 ‘Ugliest woman alive’ award, Amy Winehouse is back in the news for headbutting people while in a drunken stupor. Seriously. It all went down last night as The Sun reports:

Onlookers told how the married singer also SNOGGED a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.
She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.

Amy then realized that she hadn’t met her ‘destruction quota’ for the night and thus decided to head to another bar.

She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”
Another man tried to get her a cab, but she reportedly thought he was trying to molest her and allegedly butted him in the face.

She also headbutted another man while at the bar when he refused to let her play pool before she went home. But when you’re the ‘ugliest woman alive’ you have nowhere to go but up so a drunken headbutting rampage almost improves your image. A few more nights like that and she might actually be able to shake peoples hands in broad daylight.

For more evidence of Amy’s insanity.

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