Disney sweeps Miley Cyrus under the rug

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
After her little topless stunt this week, Disney is on full blown Miley Cyrus damage control. Miley was scheduled to appear at Disney in Orlando this week but Disney backed out at the last minute. And by ‘backed out’ I mean struck her over the head with a hammer, drugged her, and shipped her off to the Gilapagos Islands where Disney keeps all their fallen stars–cause Disney DOES NOT negotiate with the help. Just look at Vanessa Hudgens. Haven’t seen her too much since the nude photoshoot have you? Yeah, neither have we. She swims with Darwin’s fishes.

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