Mariah married without pre-nup

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Even after Nick screwed her on the ring, Mariah and Nick Cannon tied the knot secretly in the Bahamas or some shit. When Mariah was asked about the pre-nup, she responded:

We didn’t have one. There wasn’t time.

That’s like saying you don’t have time to poop. Or there wasn’t time to gas up the station wagon on your road trip before the desert part. What about when you didn’t make time for water. Memba’ that?
F@#*ing retard.

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