Mischa Barton gets derobed
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John:
Mischa Barton is holdin’ the ship together with duct tape if ya’ know what I mean. Mischa has been caught sunbathing topless more than any other star I know. She’s always so surprised about it too. If you know it’s fire, do you let it burn your hand?
Mischa’s inner monologe:
It’s a beautiful day today, Mushy. The balcony is calling to me. I know there is something I’m supposed to put on before I go outside today…something… Ahhh, sunscreen. Well remembered. That could have been a disaster.