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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
According to Scarlett Johansson’s rep, Scarlett and Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds to the laymen) are officially engaged. And I’m..so…happy for the two….I can barely contain my joy. WHORE. You MAN WHORE, Ryan!! Anyways, according to People

Reynolds, 31, currently filming the aptly named The Proposal in Boston with Sandra Bullock, recently popped the question to Johansson, 23. The couple have not set a wedding date.
The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.

Well, won’t that be nice. I plan to be there to see Scarlett and Ryan myself. Oh what’s that in the bushes, Ryan?? Surely, it isn’t me with a sniper riffle trained dead at your head. Cause only jealous people go to such crazy extremes. MAN WHORE!!!

PS–For the record is it just me or does the before picture look oddly perverted?? If I offended anyone I offer no apology. Rot in hell ya loser.

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