Tom Cruise and Katie celebrate cinco de mayo

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John:
Tom and Katie went to The Country Girl on Broadway this weekend. They also took a spaceship helicopter ride over the city. The two look very happy together here. It should be noted that if Katie releases Tom’s hand and makes any attempt to escape, a small microchip in Katie’s brain will let Xenu authorities know her exact location. Tom calls it his Katie LoJack.

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