Tom Cruise’s new website has lots of words…

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When creating his new site Tom was reportedly told, “Suck yourself off in 4,000 words or less.” Tom misinterpreted his directions and shoved his head clean up his ass instead. Silly Boy. The site is clown shoes as you might expect. You can view Tom’s biography and hobbies. You can even chat with Tom if you like. I asked him, “Why head up ass?” I kept it short and monosyllabic so Tom would understand. I’m sure he’ll get right back to me.

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