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Darby Gunpowder:
You know that guy who would choose a Victoria’s Secret catalog over a Hustler…I’m that guy. I appreciate my imagination -the “what’s underneath” factor..
Remember the bikini clad Eva Mendez in the Farrely Brothers movie, “Stuck On You”? The movie is forgettable but Eva is not (see photos below). That’s the Eva I love.
Her topless, uncensored spread in the new Vogue Italia is a yawn-fest. I give it 2 limp thumbs down. Don’t get me wrong I love sex swings as much as the next dude, but I wouldn’t purchase the one she’s endorsing -looks constricting.
Some may argue the topless spread is artistic. These are the same people who think art is a chimpanzee named Ninnypants projectile shitting on a blank canvas, Jackson Pollock style.
For uncensored, full size, shit-stained, artistic photos of Eva Mendez, click on the thumbs below.