Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Lord, say this rumor ain’t so. According to Kim Kardashian’s own website she just had “cellulite reduction” of the asscular kind. Now, those who know me know I have a love-hate relationship with Kardashian’s ass so this announcement is a bit bittersweet to me. But if it’s true than what the hell is the point of ever talking about Kim Kardashian? Why Bother?? It’s like talking about a flat chested Pamela Anderson. All VaVa, no Voom. I just hope if it is true that at least Kim’s left over ass doesn’t go to waste. Think what you could do with all that cellulite. You could open up your own candle store, provide shelter for Alaskan Eskimo, give a blue whale breast implants…the list is infinite. I guess Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best when he proclaimed,”I like big butts and I cannot lie…” I’m starting to see what he was talking about all those years ago.