Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In case you looked at this picture and then the title and said to yourself, “who is this, and how do I gain access to those cannon balls?” You may have used a slight variation for term ‘breast’ and that is OK, it’s what makes this country great. Freedom of speech. You say tit, I say tot; you say fun bags, I say hose hounds. But I digress. Sophie Howard’s jugs could nurse an army of genetically enhanced baby soldiers while taking first place at the Jugs-R-Us pageant in Waco Texas. In this picture Sophie is posing for the Nuts Football Awards (which apparently is not a made up event). I for one say that no matter what category is the winner should always be, “Sophie Howard’s WHAMMY tanks”. But that’s just one man’s opinion.

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