What do you want me to draw you a diagram?

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston continue their Miami PDA fest. Sadly, it’s come time for me to admit that John Mayer has more game than Parker Bros. Darby, Bob ‘the Bitch’ and I actually called an emergency Derober house summit last night about this. Once ‘the Bitch’ returned from 7-Eleven with my Sour Patch Kids, we summited.
The Conclusion:
John Mayer’s music makes deaf babies cry. However, banging Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and Jennifer Aniston is sex’s Triple Crown. John has taken them all down and for that we must give him the respect he deserves. The Derobers have no other choice but to illegally download his albums and celebrate his entire collection.

John recently went ‘Dress Diving’ in Aniston’s fun bags here.

Comment (1) “What do you want me to draw you a diagram?”

pauleyMay 13, 2008 @ 1:04 am

shit those nips get hard

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