Derober

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Darby Gunpowder:
Once upon a time, a rogue cupid was on the loose shooting hot chicks with bat-shit laced arrows that started an epidemic called: HCWD (aka hot-chicks-with-douchebags). Historians have pinpointed the source of this wicked outbreak when Shania Twain married Mutt Lang that fateful day in December, 14 years ago. This event, paired with Shania’s super stardom, seemed to open the floodgates for hot chicks everywhere to share sacred sex with douchebags near and far. Alas, an anonymous vigilante, probably Daniel Craig, finally captured the evil cupid and executed him with VX Gas. As if the spell had magically lifted, Shania woke up one morning next to Father Time and simply walked out, proclaiming, “That don’t impress me much.” Boom. Done.
Check out the video below of Shania walking out on Mutt. Incredible!