Nobody motorboats my girlfriend without permission

More: audrina partridge
May 16th, 2008

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
A simple, “Can I motorboat your bitch please” would have sufficed. Instead this dude sticks his fat dumb head into a world of pain. And, yes, I can summon a bottle of Milwaukee’s Best from the heavens at my will.

Audrina is on the set of her new film The Reef. Let’s face it, the movie is going to be almost unwatchable. In fact, The Reef spelled backwards is Strait to DVD. True story.

Also, if you get a minute, Karina Smirnoff’s top popped off today. Bam!

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Yeah, Boba and Audrina go out for tea and sex every Sunday. Boba never calls back. No woman can cage the Fett. It’s like catching a seal lathered in butter.

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Comments (3)

Comments (3) “Nobody motorboats my girlfriend without permission”

Warburton — May 27, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

That’s just lame, you might also wanna fix it, so it works with Firefox, the superior web browser.

fag — May 27, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

@WARBURTON
it works with my firefox (version 2.0.0.14) maybe you should fix your computer

Warburton — May 27, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

@FAG
No need to get personal…
You get the roll-over images?
I have the same version of firefox, with no-script and ad-block disabled, and still dont see the roll-over image unless using IE. Weird.

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