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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
If you’ve ever been hit in the nuts with a sledge hammer while finding out that your girlfriend of 3 years cheated on you with your best friend then maybe you can begin to understand my pain. Pain from what you ask?? Rumors are surfacing that Shai LaGay LaBeouf will play the lead in Indiana Jones 5 if the movie gets made (which based on George Lucas’ sequel track record it’s a lock). Lucas went on to say,

“I haven’t even told Steven or Harrison (Ford) this…But I have an idea to make Shia (LeBeouf) the lead character next time and have Harrison come back like Sean Connery did in the last movie. I can see it working out.”

Well shit. While you’re at it George why don’t you make a few more sequels to Star Wars in which the lead characters are the Ewoks who come to replace all the Jedi. Yeah, kids would love that. Kids also love sticking their thumb up their ass and smelling it (so I’ve heard). Doesn’t mean we should tolerate it.