Britney could still use a little help
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Britney Spears is on vacation in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson right now. The reason this is happening is really anyone’s guess. The romantic in me likes to think that Mel helped himself to Britney’s mom once at the Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome premiere and Britney was the result.
I keep telling myself out loud, “Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on vacation together” and I can’t stop laughing. Try it yourself, you’ll pee your pants. It’s like masturbating with humor.