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Darby Gunpowder:
America’s favorite Tranny performed on the Today Show this morning to the chagrin of anyone within earshot. I wasn’t there personally because I was sleeping…with a female…with female Mrs Potato head parts, but I did watch the video (see video after the jump). She sings Barracuda. It’s sounds like shit tastes I’m sure. The good news, is that the crowd was filled with mothers and children when she pretended to give her base player a blow job on stage. Fergie needs to take a page out of Myley Cyrus’s book and have a body-double do her entire performance to professionally recorded music and she would have avoided all this negative attention. Luckily John was there to tame the beast.