Jessica Simpson cannot find her nipple

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May 21st, 2008

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Darby Gunpowder
While vacationing in Cabo, Jessica Simpson nearly had a heart attack when she could not find her nipple which is usually attached to her breast. Good thing I am a licensed areologist. Eureka! Roll your mouse over the above photos to prove my findings. If there are any other women who are having trouble locating their mammilla, please email me or spotlight the night sky with my calling card and I will be summoned.

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pebbles — May 21, 2008 @ 9:17 am

haha.. i cant believe she has soo many nipple pics out there..

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