Eagle critic not a fan of Diaz’s new movie

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In case you didn’t already know, Cameron Diaz is rolling sans hair these days. She’s bald as a baby’s ass. Apparently, Diaz has done this for her role in a new dramatic movie called Snooze Fest My Sister’s Keeper in which she tries her damnedest to bore us all to tears. And lets see, Diaz made to look ugly in a dramatic movie. Is this something I want to see?? Sure, why not?? And while I’m at it why don’t I pay a couple hundred grand for a Ferrari that just happens to share the same design as my Hyundai Elantra. Or maybe I’ll eat the most fattening meal ever that just happens to taste like a big bag of dog shit. No Diaz, we go to your movies to see you shake your ass in a string bikini with the hopes of catching a glimpse of your nipples. You don’t get to reinvent the wheel on why you’re famous.

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