Lindsay Lohan gets Derobed

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John:
Lindsay Lohan and her ‘girlfriend’ Samantha Ronson continue their European love-in. By the looks of Lindsay’s new gut, she’s almost achieved Euro-trash status. She has reportedly stopped brushing her teeth and shaving her armpits in order to complete the Euro-transformation.
I saw Lindsay this week on Ugly Betty. She had one line with Betty on a playground. It was the most the director could get out of her before she chugged a bottle of Smirnoff and soiled herself. Lindsay was unavailable after the lunch break.

Comments (3) “Lindsay Lohan gets Derobed”

JCMay 26, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

Um…several sources and blogs have confirmed that THAT IS NOT LINDSAY LOHAN. Get with the times, brotha.

Dee RoberMay 26, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

yeah, we don’t give a shit

Dee Rober
micaMay 26, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

ha. fucking slut. i can’t get enough of this stupid bitch

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