Mario if he was a 50 year old pot smoker. Wait..is he??
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
From the genius who brought you every other brilliant real-life cartoon, comes a vision of Mario the aged hipster. But when you think about it Mario was already a man when he was unleashed upon the world in the original Donkey Kong, so fifty seems about right. I hear though that despite his age he still shags like a rock star. But when you’re hung like a horse shagging comes easily.
So I’m told.
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