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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Like a midget at a urinal, this story keeps me on my toes. Angelina Jolie twin watch ’08 is like a supercharged sex addicted muscle car exploding out of the uterus of a rancor. It has already had more miss calls then a red state in a presidential election. I for one can’t stand the suspense. It’s gotten to the point where every time I take more than three steps I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour. If there’s anyone out there reading this right now, please call a priest who is well versed in the 70’s art form known as exorcisms. If that’s not available, a doctor or a fortune teller will suffice, as both have the power to predict if I’m currently growing a tumor.

The official word for those who actually give a shit is that Angelina is still pregnant and with Brad and the foreign family fun bunch in France.