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Darby Gunpowder:
Thanks to CampusSqueeze for compiling the list of their top 64. Their site kept crashing due to the Digg Effect, so we made a mirror and added a few movies that didn’t make their list…

69. The Usual Suspects

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Why It’s On The List:

Spacey mentally thrashes the police by creating a bullsh*t story that only a man could pull off. A mental beatdown of epic proportions.

Memorable Man Quote:

Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Once upon a time, a rogue cupid was on the loose shooting hot chicks with bat-shit laced arrows that started an epidemic called: HCWD (aka hot-chicks-with-douchebags). Historians have pinpointed the source of this wicked outbreak when Shania Twain married Mutt Lang that fateful day in December, 14 years ago. This event, paired with Shania’s super stardom, seemed to open the floodgates for hot chicks everywhere to share sacred sex with douchebags near and far. Alas, an anonymous vigilante, probably Daniel Craig, finally captured the evil cupid and executed him with VX Gas. As if the spell had magically lifted, Shania woke up one morning next to Father Time and simply walked out, proclaiming, “That don’t impress me much.” Boom. Done.
Check out the video below of Shania walking out on Mutt. Incredible!

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Angelina Jolie is having twins. Imagine what Brad must be going through. Kids keep dropping off at his doorstep like flies to dog sh@t and Angelina expects him to take care of them. Brad rants for a while and then realizes there’s no sense dealing with a woman that uses kids as currency. She gets a great discount because of her fame. At some point Brad has to put his foot down and say that’s enough. The day you can’t pronounce fifty percent of your children’s names is the day you stop adopting. That being said, Angie has already discussed plans to adopt more children in more countries. Brad failed to comment. Angie likes it that way. She also loves wearing pants

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John:
Emmanuelle Chriqui, the hot chick from Entourage is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. She poses for the cover of GQ here. Let’s face it, very few people can rock a jean jacket in this fickle fashion era. You could stick this girl in a moo moo and stonewashed jeans and she’s still rock the house.
Memba’ that episode of Entourage when Sloan and he best good friend Tori doubled up on E? Memba’? I f*ckin’ do.

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Darby Gunpowder:
British singer, Lily Allen forgot her tact while vacationing in Cap d’Antibes, France. In English, Cap d’Antibes stands for, “100% chance your nude photos will show up on the internet and you will regret taking your top off/pounding 2 Hungry Mans before hitting the beach.” For those of you who aren’t familiar with Lily Allen, she’s the burnt, topless, tsunami-causing chick in the photos above.
For all the women in the world who just added Darby Gunpowder to their people-to-kill list, please reconsider.
I actually have a crush on Lily Allen. I think she’s cute as a button -seriously. (See the non-orca photos below to prove it) But I do have a message for Lily: Don’t do that.

Check out this video of Lily in all her cuteness…is it weird she is stuffing her face with chocolate the first 30 seconds of the video??

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