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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
PussyCat Doll lead singer Nicole Scherzinger loves her pink. And so do I. I just wish she would have her driver turn on the car’s A.C. once in a while. You know, if not for me…do it for the kids. They have their whole life ahead of them.

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John:
Tara Reid and a her buddy were spotted at the beach yesterday. Both had an awesome day talking to palm trees and hugging complete strangers.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Just when I think I finally put ‘the juice’ out of my mind for good some ass clown rehashes the time O.J. admitted to killing his wife while in a drunken stupor. And don’t get me wrong, I am fascinated with the details; however, I really thought I’d heard the last of the O.J Simpson murder gossip years ago. And it was such a relief. A feeling not unlike the last math test I ever took. But I digress. The story according to Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J.’s, goes that one night O.J. got hammered and confessed to killing his wife. The AP reports,

He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.
In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”
“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”

How does one respond to a confession like that?? I imagine you laugh uncomfortably and try your best at making an empathetic comment which comes out sounding something like, “women huh??” You down another shot and slowly weasel your way out of room. And years later when the nightmares finally subside you decide ‘f%ck it,’ and you write a tell all book about the night O.J. confessed to killing his wife. You sell millions of copies and consider the profits you made severance pay for all the punitive damages you faced the night O.J. Simpson got drunk and stoned at his house and decided you were someone he could confide in.

But that’s just my theory. For more on the juice.

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John:
Three weeks ago, Derober was the first to report that Ashlee Simpson might have cheated on, A-1 DB, Pete Wentz when they first got together. Well it turns out there’s a snowballs chance in the arctic this may be true. THERE IS A GOD! The Derobers happen to be mutual friends with the guy (requested anonymity) who’s friends with the secret lover, TJ Swartz, and gave us the scoop via email:

“So my buddy TJ is the guy I was telling you about who hooked up with Ashley Simpson while she was with Pete Wentz. He’s just some normal dude from Chicago -no industry connects. He met Ashley at this lounge called Manor about a year ago and they hooked up a few times whenever she came in town. We used to give him shit about her taste in guys because she was dating that tool box Pete Wentz. TJ never admitted to sleeping with her, but when I asked him about her pregnancy he said “I did the math dude, trust me, it’s not mine.” haaa, I hope not!. These are the pics TJ sent me last year when they showed up on some Ashley fan site -enjoy”

Derober spoke to one of TJ’s ex-girlfriends, Lisa Wagner, who says, “TJ is seriously the nicest, most polite, and most shy person I ever met. I’m not surprised at all about the whole Ashlee thing. Girls like him a lot, a real charmer.”
The timing on this couldn’t be worse for Simpson. Ashlee and the Wentz-Bag are rumored to be wed this weekend outside LA. This is like the time when my uncle was about to get married and his fiance invited him on the Jerry Springer show to ‘talk about stuff.’ My uncle just wanted to meet Steve the bouncer. Steve, the bouncer.

P.S. Oh, did we mention there is a tape of T.J. discussing the rendezvous? So silly of me. Stay tuned.

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