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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
If you haven’t heard, The Charlston Post and Courier is reporting that man among boys, Bill Murray is being sued by his gold-digger wife of 10 years, Jennifer Butler Murray. Jennifer claims that she moved into a Sullivan’s Island beach house in 2006 with their four children as a result of what she describes as Bill’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

She goes on to describe an incident from November of 2007 where Bill “hit his wife in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her’”–probably because she is an ugly conniving whore.

But here’s where Jennifer’s lie claim wears thin.
Apparently, the couple signed a prenuptial agreement before they married that specifies that if either Bill or Jennifer were to file for divorce, both parties would keep ALL of their separate property. And the only way to break said contract is to have it reviewed and overturned based on Bill’s un-matrimonial behavior. Ohhhhh, could that perhaps be a motivating factor for slenderizing your rich and famous husband??

I put it to you viewer. Are Jennifer’s claims legit or is she just fishing for free money??

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Darby Gunpowder:
Mariah Carey hates the ground so much she launches the ball directly at it at the Yomiuri Giants v Rakuten Eagles match at Tokyo Dome on May 28. Gimme an H! Gimme an O! Gimme an O! Gimme a K! Gimme an E! Gimme a R! What’s that spell?!?!

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Rob Lowe is fighting back against the nannies that sued him (BedHead)
Tyra Banks is (really) photoshopped for the New Yorker (DListed)
Women who love watching porn (Asylum)
Hate to ask but does Beckham have a boner (Pink)
Elisha Cuthbert goes out to eat. And that’s OK with me (Stab)
Jennifer Love-Hewitt has still got it (WWTDD)
We don’t like Avril Lavigne but she looks really hot here (on205th)

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John:
Britney Spears is seen here joking with the paparazzi at some event (we’ll never be invited to because we drink draft beer). We see Britney with a rose in her mouth motioning at Julia Roberts with a rose in her mouth and the joke is, “See, I’m being like this person. I have a rose too.” You sure do, Brit. You sure do.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s that time of year again isn’t it ladies and gentlemen? That time of year where you clear out your pog collection and other worldly belongings in hopes of making a fresh start. That’s right, it’s house cleaning time again!! George Clooney knew that. And that’s why he kicked things off right by dumping his long time prostitute girlfriend Sarah Larson. In Touch Weekly is reporting that the couple has split up over differences in their respective backgrounds.”The truth is they had little in common and [George] just doesn’t want to be tied down,” one of Sarah’s friends tells the mag.

And I say Horaay for single men everywhere. It’s good to have an excuse for all your friends and family on why you’re over forty and not married–”because if George does it, by God so can I!” So rejoice and give praise single men. Give praise to the ultimate cock of the walk in George Clooney.

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