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Darby Gunpowder:
R-tard, Sharon Stone, successfully inserted her old-balls foot in her mouth when commenting on the tragic China earthquake that killed thousands of people (both Chinese and Tibetan). Stone had the audacity to blame “bad karma” on one of the worst natural disasters in history,

“I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else,” Stone said Thursday during a Cannes Film Festival red-carpet interview with Hong Kong’s Cable Entertainment News. “And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”

Dear Sharon,
Your name sucks. Everyone always refers to you as Sharon Stone -both first and last name, but when you remove Stone, the name Sharon is devastating to my ear drums. The earthquake killed over 10,000 people and left more than 5 million Chinese citizens homeless. Karma, huh. I’m sure all those people deserved to suffer. I’m sure after that comment your own Karma will probably not reign down fiery hell on you. Dumb.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This just in..UK models are taking over the world–my world anyways. Seriously, Jordan, Keeley Hazell, Gemma Atkinson, Sophie Howard and now Bianca Gascoigne. This is not the Europe I grew up hearing about. The Europe where women lack dental care, tan skin, large breasts and general sex appeal. This is a new bolder UK where busty bombshells are royalty. A UK where tits are king. A UK when every man, woman and child has a fair and equal opportunity to fantasize about ludicrously hot woman from their own homeland. For more on Bianca.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There’s nothing like a little whale spotting off the beaches of Hawaii. This cute photo is of Pierce Brosnan and his wife Orca Keely Shaye Smith. This taints the Bond legacy just a bit don’t you think?

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Darby Gunpowder:
A new wave of photos has surfaced on the internet of Miley Cyrus. Because Derober is a clean blog we can’t show them to you. She’s only 15 years old. So we asked ourselves, “WWMMD” What would Mickey Mouse do if their cash cowlette was IMing risky photos of herself to every teen male on the West Coast? The answer seemed so simple…

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Darby Gunpowder:
Britney Spears was spotted at designer Christian Audigiers’s 50th birthday party with her new agent Jason Trawick. We’re going to presume these 2 are bumpin uglies for the sake of rumors and past experience. This is the same guy she was comparing gut sizes to in Costa Rica last week (the jury is still out on who’s is bigger).

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Kate Moss really isn’t that hot anymore (BedHead)
Sidney Pollack passes away at age 73 (WWTDD)
Pink is a lesbian on a motorcycle of the day (Stepfather)
Patrick Swayze and wife renew their vows (Stab)
Sienna Miller is a bloodied up for her new film (Pink)
A new (genius) fad, bikini babes at coffee shops (Asylum)

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